Oregon State Offensive Lineman Gets In A Drunken Three Point Stance and Attacks The Police.

Posted by By Sports Session at 30 August, at 15 : 58 PM Print

This has to be one of the funniest/oddest stories in quite some time.  Of course we have heard plenty of stories about drunk college kids doing odd and crazy things over the years.  But I think this guy might take the cake from all of them, I will say it is good he did not get killed with what he did.

An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger’s home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.  Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.

Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground, Lt. Tim Brewer said.  Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said. At that point, he said, two officers fired their stun guns.  Yes, you heard correctly he got down in a three point stance like he was about to block for a running play, said “hike” and lunged at armed police officers.  He must have been lit up really good, because I don’t think many people would do that even with alcohol in them.

Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest. He was booked into the Benton County jail and later released.  Oregon State head coach Mike Riley dismissed Thomas from the team Monday, OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk said. Thomas redshirted during the Beavers’ 2009 season.

The other point here is why was he in some random persons house naked in the first place?  How did he get there?  It is safe to say that he must have been intruding in a woman’s apartment looking for some companionship, there isn’t really any other explanation for the kid being naked in someone’s home.  On the pure power of the kid losing his scholarship and getting arrested for one of the oddest incidents ever, we are going to induct him into the Hall of Fail.  Tyler Patrick Thomas we hope that you land on your feet somewhere (clothed of course), but in the meantime Welcome To The Hall!

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