Hall of Fail!: Former Dolphin Joey Porter Arrested for DUI!

Posted by By Sports Session at 1 April, at 06 : 08 AM Print

Joey Porter when will you learn, I like hearing people talk trash more than most people.  You are one of the best trash talkers in the game, but more often than not you go overboard with your trash talk.  You talked enough trash over the past few months to get the Dolphins to cut you, but now your latest incident just shows you do not have a clue.

According to reports Porter was confronted by California Highway Patrol officers early Saturday in a fast-food parking lot.  Porter refused to provide his driver’s license and began to roll up his window when asked to leave the car. Police say that is when an officer reached to unlock the door Porter slapped the officer’s hand.  Porter eventually got out and complied with orders, placing his hands behind his back. He and a passenger were arrested.

According the CHP release, Porter, who last played for the Miami Dolphins, failed to comply when the officers directed the player to the ground, but complied to place his hands behind his head.  In a statement Saturday, the Cardinals indicated that they were “aware of the incident” and will not comment until the data gathering is completed.

Now this is the same guy who was shot in the ass at a night club, and has already had several other notable incidents.  How did he think this was going to end?  He slapped the officer’s hand away, he is lucky they did not drag him out of the car and beat the living crap out of him.  He was accused of assaulting an officer and resisting arrest on top of the DUI at the time of his arrest, I am sure that is all he needed being that he just signed with the Arizona Cardinals.

As a result of his continued stupidity and unwillingness to learn from his past mistakes, we will induct Mr. Porter today.  Joey Porter welcome to the Hall!!!

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